So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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