So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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