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• (631): View more from New York

  there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club

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• (351): View more from Massachusetts

  the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.

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• (+81): View more from

  I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance

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