butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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