thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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