I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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