My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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