It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
