Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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