i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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