that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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