Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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