Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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