Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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