the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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