she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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