Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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