his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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