Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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