with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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