I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
The ass gains better be worth it
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