Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
high people should be assigned attendants
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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