No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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