i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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