so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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