38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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