party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
