Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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