is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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