UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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