If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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