The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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