talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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