i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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