none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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