she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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