Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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