it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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