You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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