you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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