Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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