Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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