She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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