I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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