ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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