FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I am one with the molecules
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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