Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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