we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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