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(909): View more from California

College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.

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(940): View more from Texas

she started talking about my kids

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was she topless?

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(905): View more from Toronto

In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience

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(352): View more from Florida

I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.

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(360): View more from Washington

Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.

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DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems

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(207): View more from Maine

Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.

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