Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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