Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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