mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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