Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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