It was confusing and full of hummus
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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