Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
two words...techno handjob
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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